Post by thatmffm on Jun 29, 2011 21:58:08 GMT -5
Fuck You, JoeBrown's Super Nintendo. Why you always gotta fuck with me? First your wires ain't connected when I want to play you, then when I hook you up, you give me nothing but a black screen. It's like, all I want to do is play Super Monkey Ballz, but you refuse to oblige my request. Why the fuck won't Super Monkey Balls work when I pop the cartridge in your slot? It's fucking bullshit, and I'm sick of it. Why the fuck do I have to ask JoeBrown to blow in the game & plug it in at the exact proper angle, with the perfect amount of pressure just to make you work, you son of a bitch? Like this motherfucker has the magic touch, and I'm some fucking loser? Maybe I'd like to be magic too; did you ever think of that? Of course you didn't, because you're a self-centered, inconsiderate prick. Go fuck yourself, JoeBrowns Super Nintendo, I'll punch you in the motherfucking RF Switch, you old loose-wire-having, dust-on-the-inside, frayed-cord, sticky-shit-in-your-buttons motherfucker. Eat a fucking dick.