Seeds.

[thatmffm]

Hey yo Pot Seed- why you always fuckin up my weed?
Go fuck yourself.
Hidin out inside a fat nugget, lookin like i got like 3 grams in that nugget...
and then I bust it down & there's like 14 seeds & 2 hits of herb? What the shit is that?
Even worse, sometimes you play stowaway in my motherfuckin blunt, and explode when you burn.
That shit does not taste good.
That shit does not smell good.
That shit is just no good.
And you know what's worse?
Every time I try to plant one of you motherfuckers, you get infested with spidermites.
You nasty, bug-ridden pieces of shit.
Fucking Schwag-Ass Pot Seeds.
Eat a fucking Dick Sandwich.

And now for a theatrical dramatization...
The part of Yours Truly will be played by Mister Bean.
The part of the Seed will be played by a Rubber Ducky:

[bus]

I USE TO KNOW THIS CUSTY ASS DUDE BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL
AND HE USE TO BUY STR8 UP BAGS OF SEEDS
AND SMOKE THEM SHITS WHEN THE HERB WASNT AROUND
MOTHERFUCKER HAD NO PROBLEM LOADIN THEM SHITS IN HIS BONG
I THINK HE DOES H NOW

[TraciandKracka]

From smoking seeds to shooting H...

Guess it is the SEEDS of marijuana not marijuana that is a gateway drug!

[bus]

HAGGERD NATICK CHILDREN

[brockn9ne]

Yo, that mf fm. This is what u spend ur free time doing ? Asshole. #GeorgeStraitHating